An American product; a smidgeon better than we expected--a charming a saucy little blonde arrives, without luggage, at an airport, wearing an outfit her mother wouldn't like. The producer inserted footage of a DC-3 landing. Uncle Jimmy circles in his car to find and meet her and we watch her saunter through the arrival area, as if she doesn't want to be found. She gets into his car, also of vintage year like the DC-3. The conversation in the car bodes well for us--the blonde confesses she had been told her mother sent her to Uncle Jimmy "to straighten me out." No doubt what this means.

She has been tossed out of school, and Jimmy notes her tarty travel clothes just compound his infuriation. In keeping with the title, there will be no delay, tea, or crumpets here. At home, he demands she strip off one tawdry item after another. He grabs her OTK, flips up her dress, and since she already gave up her gaudy pantyhose, she is bare-bottom. She has to count out 20 solid handspanks from Jimmy, who is an experienced spanker seen in other films, such as "Back to School." The blonde turns out to be a loud screamer, and she is so authentically difficult to control, Jimmy shifts positions.

The spanking scene is a flat unadorned uninteresting space cleared for the purpose. Lighting is inconsistent. Angles on the blonde's attributes are poor.

She is made to stand on the foot-rail of a barstool and bend over the back. Dress up again, the first smack dislodges her from this silly perch and she runs completely off-screen, convincing us this whole spanking is more than had been discussed with her.

Jimmy makes a pile of cushions on the floor for her to lie over. She counts 10 from the tawse, screaming and trying to cover her bottom. Jimmy warns of the coming last stroke and it must catch an intimacy, because she jumps up. "No more like that, no!"

"This, young lady, is the cane." Still over the pillows, bottom high, she takes just 5 strokes, lightly done, but she hollers up a storm. She is sent to shower, put on pajamas, and return for her "good night spanking." She returns, drops pajama bottoms and panties and Jimmy removes his heft leather belt with gusto.

A sweet pajama scene. She grabs her ankles again but can't hold position after a few belt strokes.Flat on the table doesn't work either; the diaper position does work--she screams again.

Onto the floor, kneeling up on the couch, for some more belting. And finally: "Here, hold the cane. That's how we are going to finish this evening." Two strokes at a time, reasonably hard. She jumps and squawks so violently that we suspect this method wasn't scripted. Two strokes, four, six--we can see angry wrap-around marks from the whippy cane on her flank and a few wild weals on her lower thighs. Jimmy will do one last stroke--she screeches and the scene fades.

This has been one of those rare films where it would seem the model was not ready for what transpired--or just good acting. We are the beneficiary.